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Thursday, 26 July 2007



I once witnessed a colleague of mine almost choke to death on a piece of steak at a corporate thing before a waiter did the necessary. Must be pretty much part of the job description! She was a very annoying colleague, but I was glad he saved her - I didn't know what to do, and seeing her slowly turning blue was more than a little frightening.


I spent a horribly long time after my first aid course desperate for someone to choke so I could test my skills.


interesting that you left out the other suggestions i gave you - like that one about allowing me to practice my amateur oral techniques on you in our adolescence... brave. very brave.

perhaps would be even braver now that i'm wearing orthodontics, but you are still one of my heros! always will be! xoxoxo


oh. suppose i should clarify who i am a bit.

i'm his old friend. not his sister...or nephew for that matter!


Um, thanks for that.

Diego Robbins

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Magruder High School, Rockville, MD. Army JROTC

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