Big Blogger 2007: Tippler’s Pinter-esque One-Act, Five-Scene Play (on words)

Thursday, 19 July 2007

Tippler’s Pinter-esque One-Act, Five-Scene Play (on words)

Loveland, day
(Outlook, rain cloud. Cascade.)
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Winona: Surprise! Early!
Douglas: Celebration!

Sigourney: Happy Camp
Clarke: Perry, Major?
Edgar: Champagne!
Homer: Bollinger…
Esmerelda: Superior Bordeaux, treasure?
Floyd: Reserve!

(Gilroy: Flippin gentry…)

Randolph: Cork!

Dale: Porto, peach?
(Morgan: Noble!
Graham: Savage, sUrEly?)

Santiago: Liberal Manhattan, darling.
Russell: Bourbon
Clark: Sunrise, orange…?
Dana: (Coos) Citrus!!!
Grant: Sharp…

Leon: Coke.

(Scott: Bland!
Elizabeth: Bore!
Dexter: Gaylord!)

Henry: Love Kingfisher, Gem…

(Ivanhoe: Lent!)

Stephen: Stout.
Bradley: Corona.
Garfield: Boring!
Charlotte: BANNING!!!
Frederick: Or Duval?
Chester: Eureka!

(Eunice: Wise?
Warren: Barking!
Lewis: True…)

(Anthony downs Malibu. Hall bell)

Honor (kicking batman): Butler!

(Bow)

Cecil: Hand, Hancock?
Jasper (bent): Pahrump!
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Craig: Cook! Tucker. Whitefish…
Beverly: Rice curry. Fork
Troy: Bacon
Sebastian: Walnut waldorf.
Gary: Golden turkey
Barry: Brussels?
Delia: Salmon
Pearl: Cheddar…
Washington: Gouda
Jordan: Lamb sandwich, rye.
France: Real nice…

Marianna: Sweet?
Marietta: Plum

Daisy: Coffee?

(Helga: China ware?)

Dora: Cocoa…
Lynn: Seat pleasant?

Ada: Marlboro?
Nicholas: Winston, deary…
Horace: Winfield.
Raymond: Woodbine!

(Wilma: Ash!)

Virgil: Ganja
Beatrice: Speed – wilder!
Faith: Weed, friend? Pine bureau?
Jerome: Lost…
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(Sunburst)

Ida: Verdi?
Glenn: Yazoo
Alan: Rock
Arnold: Sparks!
Sylvester: Portishead

(Lee: Power!!!)

Martin: Lamar?
Howard: Fucking Hell!

(Bath. Victoria falls. Yell! Alabaster dent)

Burt: Rush!

Alice springs! Mammoth spring, fall…
Olivia: Justice!)

Milan: Jesus…Eik!
Henrico: By Jupiter!
Morton: Wake, kidder!
Keith: Searchlight?
Dick: Clever…

(Georgia: Gore?
Chandler: Cope…)

Nancy: Bra?
Howard: Cotton?
Burt: Basque!
Salina: Thong twist…
Wilber: Mounds!

(Allen: Hooker!
Lewis: Assumption…)

Alexander: Gander?
Carter: Ogle?
Marion (attaching dildo): Starks!
Thor: Divide gap…
Clayton: Valley…
Dexter: Beaver…
Brandon: Mons Venus!
Duncan: Temple?
Kane: Paradise!

(Rio: Barber!
Roy: Garden?
Sterling: Forest muff! (Leer)
Ray: Auburn brush…
Windsor: Hoover!

(Christian: Cherry?
Romeo: Dickey…)

Quincy: Young?
Harrison: Old.
Hector: Rough & Ready
Sheridan: Blackball!
Sharon: Hasty alliance!
Alexandria: (Cross): Of us? Hardly…
Lawrence: Severance best!
Rosa: Union!
Lillian: Unity!

(Tyrone: Freedom…
Stuart: Liberty!)

Gordon: Brown eye?

(Norman rogers Chico - ponce inlet)

Vernon: Jackpot!
Adrian: Bliss…cumming
Murray: Christmas!

Milton: (Licking) Admire neck!

Grace: Sod! (Belt!) March, pratt!

(Olive branch. Kissing. Marathon loving reunion. Climax.)

Clara needles Owen. Peck.

(Hampton circle)
Chandler: Wood?
Wayne: Iron!
Hugo: Ascension!
Barry: Ho! Big horn, dude!
Sandy: King, guy!
Leona: Marvel.
Georgia: (Flushing) This Long!!!

(Tracy: Bald Knob…)

Charity: Star!
Harmony: Best!

(Louisa: Settle…nutter!
India: [Defiance] Why?
Battle)

Will: (covert): Mack! Mount Olive!
Eloy: Mount Ida!

Florence: (Mount Vernon…)

Nelson: Price?

(Leroy, Cary converse)

Gilbert: Sale…
Perry: Deal!
Anton: Worth coin…

(Otis: Commerce?
Flora: Industry?
Victor: Enterprise economy...
Glen: Fine)

Jay: Intercourse!
Diana: Rectum?
Rebecca: Pussy…
Lenox: Fertile egg?
Lindsay: Conception!
Ed: How? Condom…
Chelsea: Coward.
Roberta: Hygiene…
Meredith: Wise.
Kim: As?
Helena: Solomon…

(Rico goes petting Lilly. Kismet!)
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(Rains)

Enter veteran warrior soldier (arab) killingly: Gunbarrel! (Rifle)

Maverick: Dodge!
Witney: Waco!

(Panic)

Emelle: Media!
Gill: Magazine story!
Daphne: Agenda
Holly: Cool! (Smile)
Carolina: Banner page?
Magnolia: Shorter…

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(Snowflake)

Victoria: Good day?
Dean: Wank!

(Laurence: Paradox…)

Brent: Polo prospect?
Barney: Badger Seymour!
Anita: Embarrass Edina

(Pocahontas: Kinder…)

Pierre (French): Bowling green?
Aurora: Chase?
Bryan: Pillow…

Cornelia: ‘Morrow!

(Black)

All the words in bold are place names. All the characters are, by an amazing coincidence, place names too. From a play of exactly 500 words, Tippler reckons his total is 489.

And if this is a list, then I reckon Shakespeare's fucked too...

Any, tough task but great fun.

Posted by Tippler Tippler at 15:32 | Permalink

Comments

Forgot to bold up a few. Ah, sod it..

Posted by: Tippler | Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 15:47

Very nice. Let's produce it at Fringe.

Posted by: bob | Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 17:26

Magazine? Story? Page? Coin? Commerce? All places? Blimey.

Posted by: clare | Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 18:17

Rectum is a place? Are you sure you read the instructions on the packet correctly?

Posted by: Big Blogger | Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 18:42

Rectum is a small town in the Netherlands. No, really...

Posted by: Tippler | Friday, 20 July 2007 at 08:25

Clare - the US is a goldmine. Come to think of it...

Anyway:

Commerce - Texas,
Story - Wyoming,
Coin - Iowa
etc

Posted by: Tippler | Friday, 20 July 2007 at 08:42

Page - Arizona, Magazine - Arkansas

Posted by: Tippler | Friday, 20 July 2007 at 09:01

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