Told you I'd get around to it

Apologies for my tardiness. I'm rubbish, I know.

Actually, sod that, I can do whatever I bloody well please. I'm very BIG after all and nobody messes with BIG people. Do they?

Whatever, here's what the final poll looks like:

That's a lot of votes, and despite it being a two horse race at the top, it's definitely super tight at the bottom. A super tight bottom. Squeezed botty.

Anyway.

It looks like Spanish Goth and bedshaped are goners, doesn't it? BUT NO!

There are some bonus points floating around (see here for details), an extra 50 points to Bob - not that he needs them - for getting a real life person to confirm that he got them to vote for him by speaking to them with his mouth while standing next to each other and without a computer anywhere in sight, plus some points going to the wrong person (which have gone to Bob, of all people - fucking Bob! He's like a man possessed...) and some email votes that Big Blogger received (none of which went to Bob - Hooray!!). SO, the final total, in the correct order, actually looks like this:

Bob - 253
Mr Angry - 186
Clare - 110
Penfold - 70
Tippler - 69
Angelalala - 56
Joseph - 53
Cat - 52
bedshaped - 44
Ordinary Girl - 42
Spanish Goth - 17

It's tighter than... a tight thing (no filth round here; no way jose). bedshaped, without a capital 'b', has used those bonus points to scrape past Ordinary Girl and save his skin, so this week we will lose Spanish Goth who didn't really try to pimp himself in any way shape or form, but still, fair play to the fellow for sticking to his morals. Whatever they are. And sadly it's goodbye to O.G. and her breasts. She wasn't here for long, but it was an eventful stay nonetheless. I think Tippler will be in the toilet all night crying his little heart out. Or doing something else. Who can tell?

Would the pair of you please make your way to The Diary Room and make the most of your last evening in the house. Say your farewells, have a cry, get naked... whatever you want really. The floor is yours.

The other side of the coin is that the house has to adopt Bob's 'guidelines' for this week. Here they are for anyone who wasn't paying attention the first time around.

Big Blogger really isn't sure about the first one, but hey, rules is rules.

The new rules also mean that whoever wins gets immunity from eviction the following week - so you should actually try to win this week people - and whoever loses the vote doesn't actually get evicted. That's a stupid rule, surely. So whatever you do, DON'T COME SECOND TO LAST.

I'll let you stew over all of that for an hour or two and will then whack the new task up a bit later this evening.
Time for my accordian lesson!

BB/MSB (delete as appropriate)

Comments

[Cat]

And once more the girlies are thin on the ground...

[ordinary girl]

(currently hiding in the corner until the security guards come to evict her!)

I will have to post farewell tomorrow, I'm too distraught to type properly...

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See!!

[Tippler]

Fuckity fuck. My mate and the titty girl in one fell swoop.

Bollocks.