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Sunday, 15 July 2007
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Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
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always aboutnowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
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Shocking behaviour for a Sunday - get him dried out.
Posted by: KPx | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 11:30
there's just no telling some marsupials...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 11:45
Sorry, but I don't understand any of this at all.
What's a koala got to do with the days of the week?
Anyone?
Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 11:57
It's a bit like 'Big Cat Diaries' but for small bears...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 12:10
Come on BB get a grip - it's obvious isn't it?
Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 12:50
He's obviously having a bit of a koala moment...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 12:56
It's been a heavy few days. Gimme a break man.
Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 13:32
Do you want another neck rub?
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 13:38
I shouldn't really have to answer that question. JUST DO IT!
Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 14:47
Aww come here you big softy - how about a big snuggly hug first?
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 15:38
pfft
Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 15 July 2007 at 15:49
Why does it matter what koalas have to do with the days of the week? He posted seven posts which were related to seven days of the week - that they were transmitted by medium of koala picture is neither here nor there...
But anyway, it might be irrelevant. Are there to be two evictions this week? If so, looks like Penfold might be goner. About which I'm very sad. I'll miss him.
Posted by: Clare | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 09:58
Thanks Clare - it's like being up for sale on ebay! I think I'm caught in a bidding war between Bob and Tippler fans (I don't have enough apparently!). Oh well - if my time has come...
Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 13:30