A lobe in the hand is worth two in the blog

You know you get those times when you're totally full to the brim with all the most wonderful, exciting and invigorating stories and  anecdotes, and humour and wit pours forth like an unstoppable force of nature somewhat akin to the mighty Zambezi raging through the jungle, or the power and fury of Victoria Falls crashing to the earth many leagues below, and you just can not even begin to try and hold back the gushing torrents of your own intellect for you may surely die if you even think about attempting such a thing?

Well, now is not one of those times.

I'm in a dry patch, hence the paucity of posting of late.

So give me a break, yeah. It's summer (I think) and I Big Bloggerised myself half to death, plus every monkey needs a mooley. Whatever that means.

I think I may try one of those 'blog every day' things, just to see if I can. I'll probably produce a bunch of old crap, but it's something to do, no?

Ah toss. Here's a sideburn update:

It would probably help a bit if I'd shown what they looked like before I started growing them, but there's not an awful lot I can do about that now. That there is another one to hang in the Timbo Fuck-Up Hall of Fame.

Anyway, I tried growing them big bushy pointy and hee-uge, and this worked with the burn on the right side of my head, but as I've already stated previously, I have a wonky head (probably down to using my temporal lobe too much - all that incessant yapping has had a head-deforming effect), so while one burn did the respectable thing, ie. what I told it to do, the other did not. But the trimmer, fitter, healthier version of le burn is alright I think.

Now my task is to focus on increased burn density.

So come back soon for the next thrilling update!

Ps. The picture is black and white not because I'm a poncey art twat, but because I'm a kind soul and I thought I'd save you the horror of my zit-covered chops in all their technicolour glory. And I'm all sweaty and shiny after a long day at work, so really, this is a good thing that I've done.

Comments

[thinkpink]

There is not a zit in sight!! Love the burns.

[Sarah]

Yeah - I was actually going to comment on how lucky you were to have such a nice complexion!

Splendid facial hair Mr S - guess this will make any hair colour changes more challenging in future...

[Timbo]

thinkpink - You should see the other side. It's pus city, I'm telling you.

Sarah - You can still post that comment if you want! And yeah, hair colour adjustments may well be problematic. This is why I'm focussing on density. Density density density. It's density all the way.

[Alda]

The last time you Big Bloggered, you BB'd yourself out of commission for - what? A year? Two?

So a couple of weeks ain't bad, is all I'm sayin'.

[clarissa]

It sounds as if you might have been on the Zambezi. It too is usually dry in the summer, though it's not summer there now. You've been a busy blogger throughout the summer so are allowed a dry spell. You are wonderful and I love your bunnies.

[Timbo]

Alda - Good point. Very good point. I think I may have to cease the Big Blogger thing; it does me in too much, and stops me keeping up to date with my blog friends, and this upsets me.

Clarissa - I rather wish I was, or had been on the Zambezi. Africa looks jolly pretty. And thankyou for the lovely compliments. I shall pass your regards on to Koko also; I'm sure she will be extremely glad to hear them.